HELL
Libretto: Eileen Myles
Score: Michael Webster
Scene 1
(This scene occurs in a wordless musical introduction.)
Hell takes place in an unnamed future, in a time frame right next to ours. A poet is sitting at a manual typewriter. She keeps ripping pages out and balling them up and throwing them into a waste basket. It’s late. Maybe two or three AM. She stands up, stretches, looks at her watch. Stoops down and pats a dog. Checks her pockets for money. Puts her jacket on, closes the door behind her, runs down the stairs. Walking up the street a man asks her for a match. She digs into her pocket for her lighter and his buddy slugs her on the back of the head with a beer bottle. She collapses on the sidewalk.
Scene 2
She wakes up on the floor of the stage close to the audience in a smokey, sputtering and sparkling world— a giant planet is hovers overhead, above her and many seated people. It’s a globe, a huge disco ball, creakily turning-it also looks like an old battered baseball, with loose strings dangling.
Voices emanate dimly from the sphere. It’s a huge balloon covered in duct tape! The stage of this immense reality is like the smoky pit of hell itself. There’s a hole in the center of the stage with smoke gushing out. Some people are sitting on chairs onstage, near the hole. Cardboard mock-ups of tall buildings are looming, but the wreckage of one building, a spindly thing, like a ghoulish poplar is the most striking detail of the setting-it stands, a lonely sentinel at the smoking mouth. One voice from the globe grows louder than the rest. A youngish business man comes briskly stepping out of the rubble:
Man: (Yakking into his cell phone)
It’s called Horns of Joy.
It’s the first Goth poem
The first Goth poem
The first poem written
In 1500 years
Goth, Goth, Goth
Horns and trees
No we don’t-
No, no we don’t
Yes, he’s got a wife
He loves her
He doesn’t want to go
Ireland, Scotland
We can shoot it in New Zealand
ALL: New Zealand!
New Zealand!
Man: She’s a blonde
The wife is a blonde
This is so great
ALL: This is so great
Man: Well it’s not written yet
I said
I said
it would be
the first Goth
It’s not written yet
ALL: In fifteen hundred years
I said
Man: The first Goth poem
written
fifteen hundred years
I wrote it
Godammit
a sentence or two
I will get someone
I’ve got someone
and we’ll get her right on it
I’ll give you one scene:
So he—
(A cardboard guy drops down, in sort of Barbarian-Goth garb.)
A Goth guy
Hunky hunky hunky
The girls like him
The guys like him
He’s hairy and horny and strong
Yes I like him
ALL: It wouldn’t be strange
Goth poem written
In fifteen hundred years
Man: It wouldn’t be strange at all.
I have a vision.
A vision
Yes that’s what I said.
So listen.
Blondie,
she goes:
ALL: It’s the first Goth poem in fifteen hundred years
Man: She goes. . .
We need a female voice
for this line
yeah, you’re fine
(Pointing to a woman in the audience)
yup, stand up
thank you
Honey
(Into phone) The hunk is leaving.
He’s got the armor on,
his skins
She hands him his lunch
She goesÉ
(Hands the woman his cell, points to a piece of paper.)
Read that:
Woman: A woman is fleeter
than a cow
take me with you!
ALL: Laughter
Man: (Into cell)
You like it.
Good
you like it.
you like it
you like it
Poet:
(Arising from her rumpled pallet on the stage. Wearing torn romantic flowing shirt. Stretches.)
Hey where are we?
(Walks closer to the action.)
You’re rehearsing?!
Ow! And what’s that?
Man: Don’t worry.
It’s just a bit of wax.
How do you do? My name is Brine.
And you are—?
Poet: Uh, Raphael.
Man: Well, Raphael,
In Constant, which is where you are,
wax which is what has struck you
wax is great for most purposes
but wax melts
when someone gets excited
or confused
which is you, Raphael
don’t get me wrong
we imported you for your
range
excitable and otherwise
we haven’t had a writer of any sort
for about eight hundred
years
ALL: About seven or eight
About seven or eight
About seven or eight
About eight hundred
Man: Though you look kind of bad, whatever you are.
I guess you’re a female
Poet: I’m a poet
and I’m in tatters
I’m a wreck
cause that’s how the world looks.
Will you please help me out
I mean I don’t know what time we’re in
I went out to get dog food
I’m totally lost
It’s dark for morning
And it’s too bright for night
Time is how I know myself
I work its silent tune
But this is weird
It’s like immutable
And blurry
A California time
And Ow!
why do I keep getting hit by wax?
Man: Nothing to worry about.
The place is Constant.
That’s what it’s called.
Believe me, I’m trying
to answer your
questions.
Constant.
That’s the time of day we’re in.
We have a joke here:
Man: Got the time.
ALL: Yeah.
Man: Constant time.
Constant temperature.
It’s always time
to sell
(They are walking through a crowded market place. ALL are chattering constantly among themselves. Murmuring in a pulsating way back and forth, handing articles back and forth over counters.)
ALL: And sell and sell and sell.
It’s always time to sell.
And sell
Man: See everybody’s working here in Constant.
Everyone’s got a job.
And everyone wants a job.
Plenty of wanting
No waiting.
Not even a bit of waiting here.
(Visual waiting wanting song. That means the Òsinging actionÓ in the market place continues, silently.)
Man: And I’ve got a job for you.
a commission
I need your help on this script.
It’s called Horns of Joy
(Barbarian guy drops down)
It’s the first Goth poem in 1500 years
And I think you can write it.
ALL: And we think you can write it!
And we think you can write it!
Man: Are you ready to work?
Poet: I still don’t understand my place in this scene.
You want me to write something.
Maybe I should get a little familiar. . .
Man: Don’t get familiar, it won’t help
I will give you the groundwork:
We don’t hope,
we don’t sleep
ALL: We don’t dream, we don’t eat
We don’t fight, we don’t groom,
We don’t grow, we don’t lose
We don’t owe, we don’t muse,
We don’t forget
We don’t sweat, we don’t race,
We don’t fret, we don’t pace
Poet: I’m not listening.
Sorry, but. . . .
there’s some trees coming towards us.
Can trees walk here?
Man: Yeah, trees can always walk
That’s a very common situation
Just sit down.
(She parks herself on a white glowing gumdrop about the size of a stool. For the duration of ÒHellÓ there’s a random bombardment of wax, and screaming bomb sounds and white.)
Poet: What is this
Man: What is what?
Poet: This, This,
That I’m sitting on?
Man: I don’t know.
They’re sort of all over the place.
Okay.
We can start with trees
Let’s put them in
the script.
Trees always look
good and surely
in Goth time
there were lots and lots
of them.
They’re wood.
People love wood.
Poet: No, I’m serious. There’s a group of trees coming
right towards us.
Man: And I’m telling you
don’t even think about it.
It’s Father Tree.
People love him.
He’s our leader.
And he doesn’t do a thing
He’s the President of the World.
Poet: Well, shouldn’t we greet him, or something?
Maybe he wants to meet me?
Man: No, that’s what’s so great about
him. He doesn’t care.
He has absolutely no curiosity.
He’s famous for that.
Someone I mean
this might be a myth
It seems extremely unlikely
Someone it has been told
suggested he make some changes
in Constant.
And of course that’s ridiculous
because we don’t make changes here
and he said
This is a very famous remark
Why would I
care what you think?
Why would I
care what you think?
What makes you think
I care at all!
ALL: What makes you think
I care at all!
Man: People love that.
He’s made out of wood
He can’t hear you
He really can’t see you
And he looks great
We love him because he
looks real, he looks like
a real leader
He comes from generations
of wooden leadership.
His father was king before
him. And his father
before that.
That’s him standing right
there. Maybe one of his
useless little fraud
daughters will be King after him.
Poet: Women can be kings here?
Man: Tree’s a tree. It’s part of our
freedom and our heritage.
Any tree can become
President of Constant
Everyone is free here
but only
a tree can lead.
Poet: But I thought you said they do nothing.
Man: Nothing is what the trees
have given us.
Nothing can’t burn.
We’re safe now.
ALL: And nothing can’t burn!
We’re safe now.
Man: And nothing can’t burn.
Though lots of things were burning a long time
ago.
That’s when the trees bought hellÉ
Poet: Father Tree owns hell? Ouch!
Man Well all the trees do.
You kids get up there and explain.
(Dorothy and Thomas, a girl and boy in their best Sunday clothes come forward smiling.)
Kids: Hell burned in eternity
and on Earth there was time and women
and
men lived and died in a situation called
Earth. And there were constant wars
on Earth, so many wars.
Wars that competed with the fires
of Hell. Competition is good.
It builds character.
Some people win
And some people lose.
We call that story history.
And in that time
It was Hell on earth
ALL: It was Hell on earth
Thomas: and naturally
it was Hell on Hell.
Dorothy: It was hell in hell.
Hell was inside the earth.
Thomas: Oh yeah.
ALL: It was hell in hell in hell in hell
Poet: Where are we now?
Ow!
Kids: It came to pass
that there were more fires on Earth
than in Hell, and Hell
took a nosedive. So the trees
in their infinite wisdom
determined
that Hell
could be
replaced by an inexpensive wax model
with video toasters. . .
Poet: And what about the Earth?
Kids: We think something happened.
Man: Hold on, my browser’s stuck.
(Adjusting remote browser. Click.)
So that’s kind of where we are.
And here they come
Hey Father Tree.
ALL Trees: Hello Hello Hello Hello
Yeah we’re all feeling good.
We’re twenty-seven point
thirty centimeters tall
fourteen point
forty-three centimeters wide
gettin in shape and feelin
sorta growin’, not too much
drawin some sap up into our bark
Ruff-Ruff. Heh-Heh.
My surgeon nipped a coupla branches off.
Says I’m looking good
(Big breath,)
I say
stand tall and de-liver.
Be proud
Everyone!
buy some stuff
keep it up.
We like that,
lookin normal
the regular thing
God made me
I’m a gosh darn tree
Like my teeth? pretty good, got em all,
Dentist said, hey you got your Dad’s teeth,
Well hell whose teeth he got?
Heh Heh Heh-you like me? sell sell sell!
I’m not too smart cause I’m almost
Dumb, I’m the tree of kingdom
come. Oh come ye
see me in the
West, in the blazing eyes
of the babe at your breast.
Hold on baby to the Family Tree
We’re free of the prison
of history
So you gotta love me
for my guts
you gotta love
me cause I’m nuts
love me cause I own the world.
The only backbone
known is mine
get behind me
get behind me
you gotta love my stupid
trunk.
How do you like me?
How do you like me?
Poet: That guy’s an idiot!
(Father Tree and his cohorts pass by. . .)
Man: It doesn’t matter.
Poet: What do you mean?
Man: I mean you’re right
He is an idiot.
But the trees
bought the world
fair ’n square
I mean yes
at the time some people
were pretty sour grapes
about it
like the Gnome
Poet: Who’s he?
Man: If the Gnome mattered at all he’d be Father
Tree’s enemy.
Here I’ll click on him
(Drags down Gnome icon)
He insisted it was a takeover
He called it . . . a cootie tart?
ALL: Har Har Har Har
Cootie Tart, Cootie Tart
Man: But it was just a sale. No big deal.
Point is, we’re in a safe place.
Constant is a very safe place
Poet: Safe from what.
Man: Exactly my point.
Safe from what.
It’s hard to say who matters less
(Click. Click. Click.)
Nope that’s still Father Tree.
Father Tree stays on. He’s like the news.
Now the Gnome.
No one can hear him unless you click
So maybe he does matter more
Than Father Tree
But nobody hears
Him, so what.
Here we go.
Okay, introducing the Gnome. Here he comes.
Sometimes
it’s
slow. I think he’s made out of
numbers
He’s a druid. Damn.
I’m not thinking!
We could use him.
he would be great
for Horns.
Some Gandalf character
guy, you know?!
Gnome:
(Seated at a table, facing an auditorium full of shoppers.)
Uh-hum. Thank you all for coming. A quick note
Before I begin my remarks
I’m sitting
at a table. It is made out
Of trees. (Grim smile.)
(Hollow canned laughter)
This is called
ÒCootie TartÓ
In the eighties the U.S. fought
A major war in central bought
leaving some two hundred thousand torture
Moo corpses, millions and
orphans and refugees countries mum-
bum Catholic Church bun
committed the grievous sin spore
preferential doption the poor
even the timing of the bombing was Joe’s
and Boaz to making
to launch a whore crime against Iraq
Back Dad at that time I
in fact call for a lawless world
a shingle word in the main purl
Poet: Is he trying to say something, it sounds—
Man: I know. It sounds great. It’s
exactly the sound we need. It’s ancient,
that rhythm, I think it’s Welsh or
something
you can feel a time of struggle:
Angry suffering man with dirt under his nails
(Let the Gnome continue silently maybe with music overÐlike Michael Moore.)
Poet: He doesn’t look dirty.
(Audience starts flinging mud at him)
Man: (leading him away laughs)
Now he is!
He’s very dirty.
C’mon,
I want to show you a few more of my ideas.
Nobody, nobody, nobody. . .
(Various faces going by)
Here’s a guy. . .
He’s just a symbol . . .
Nah...
I’m just noodling . . .
I’m just thinking . . .
Here click click click
Iceland
is my idea of successful culture
(White Icelandic band icon appears)
In terms of uniting the ancient,
the human,
the popular and
and and
the capacity of humans to wait
forever if need be
the people of Iceland have been speaking
and singing and telling stories
in their very very very obscure language
for thousands of years
you never heard them complaining
Iceland’s like a gas-station
full of white people
in the
Middle of the Irish Sea
and now they are
Iceland is a constant success story
what everyone is singing
and listening to
(Points to the ball, turning with words)
that’s not English. . .
Listen. . .
Hold on, Hold on . . .
(A pure white Knight with white hair appears Holding a guitar and another knight Joins him and another and another And some of them are girls. The song is sung in Icelandic with English subtitles appearing on an LED moving around the disco globe. )

Yes we were pissed
The Russians landed and the Americans landed
and the Nazis and the Vikings landed
and the Norwegians took over
even some Irish monks in a curragh
had a time with us
but we stood strong and now we are famous and
rich
Bjork is the world’s brightest star
Better than Beck
stronger than Madonna
Now without ever having to become dumb
Inside the well of our very great and ancient
language we laugh at the current situation
You think we are sad and melancholy
No
You think we are stable and irrelevant
No
You think it is always terribly dark where we are
No it is female, it is young, it is rich
It is old.
We are not frozen, we are not murmuring
Silence, we are guy geyser, we are volcanic
We are old like planet itself; and yes you are right
we are cold,
cold,
cold
(Screaming sound of a falling star.)
Poet: What was that.
Man: Nothing.
Poet: And that.
Man: Nothing.
Man: We need to get to work.
Poet: But what are these falling stars.
and these white dots
all over the place. It’s cold here.
I only have a rumpled shirt on.
I thought you said it was
Constant.
Man: It’s pretty constant. Hold on:
(Hits cell phone. Speaks into it:).
Man: Heat it up. They’re jamming the thermostat again.
(To Poet) You like frogs.
Poet: Sure I like frogs.
Man: You like nature, right?
Poets like nature.
It’s the great source
of poetic inspiration
Poet: True. Of course
there are
many
kinds of
Nature. . .
Man: I’ll put the frog on. I’ve got to fix
I mean it’s getting too cold.
Sit here
(Screaming star. Man clicking.)
(Frog comes on, with lusty female voice)
Frog: O frog as me singing
I been roaming the earth for one million years
Watch me display my
Am-phabulous powers
I hear my mate’s grunt
(River of mechanical rivets)
up to one mile away
the circular night is flooded with us
skipping around in our wet shirts
peeling em off
every couple of days
(Click. Newscaster frog now.)
Frogs are dying
everywhere nowÉ..
(Click.) we were always undressing
our skin’s a perfect
test. What poison the world
has become
the world flows in
the world flows out
we’re just con-skin-uous
We got nowhere to go
and neither do you—
(Man: Click. Click. Re-wind. Whirrr.)
Man: I was thinking we could return
to about the point at which
we met.
Poet: Which was when?
Man: We have place
We don’t have time,
It was here.
No it was about here.
Poet: Was it here?
Man: Yeah. . . excuse me. . .
(into cell)
. . . and it is warming up.
Thanks for the heat.
Let’s bring
out the Hunk
Poet: Kay. He’s a working boy
Man: He’s a soldier boy
Poet: Look’s like he’s fought a few battles
Man: Hey buddy what’s your name.
Hunk: Lewis
Man: How do you do, Lewis.
Lewis: (Smirking.) I do okay.
Man: This is Raphael, she is a poet
And she’s helping
me with the
script.
Hunk: Sounds good.
Man: And my name is Brine.
Hunk: Hi, Brine.
Man: (After slightly long silence.) Okay.
Hunk: Can you cue me.
Poet: ÒLooks like he’s fought a few battles.Ó
Hunk: I have.
I was with Caesar at Alesia
I was with Frederick the Great at Leuthen
I was on the boat with Ali Pasha at Lepanto
I landed on the beach at Normandy
I have died approximately 5,276 times
fighting for Christianity
Put a cross on my chest
Pretty much invented the uniform
with that small gesture
always I fight for God
except for when I’m a slave
I was fighting for the Ottoman Empire
I rode across the tundra with Genghis Khan
I defended the pass at Thermopylae
I remember the Bismarck
I remember the Bismarck
I fought for the reich
Battle of New Orleans
In 1814
I capitulated in the Argonne Forest
The Tet offensive
Da Nang
Little big Horn
Poet: Which side?
Hunk: Both
(Returns to his speech)
. . . the Confederacy
I slaughtered a humongous number of Tutsis. . .
Poet: Hold on, Hold on
I get the idea
Lewis is the sacrificial victim
of war,
the murderous sacrifice
the not so innocent
young man
What about the wife?
Man: Now you hold on. He’s got a moment coming:
Hunk: Do you know the pale dawn?
The morning of war
The sky is chilly, empty
The smell of the outdoor blankets
Scratchin and shit
a world of just other guys
Clankin
The mess people getting up
Getting the coffee going
The cracklin morning fires
You get a sick feeling in your stomach
a guy does
You’re going out to kill today
Or someone’s gonna to kill me
Again
Poet: See I don’t think this is
a new story
not exactly
Man: What’s a new story.
Poet: Maybe this guy should go to college.
I don’t know.
I mean, I doubt if he’s rich.
Man: Well . . .
let’s return to the scene with the blonde.
That felt strong.
We can work out the message
Thing later.
Poet: Okay.
Man: Do you mind reading for the Blonde this time.
Poet: (Huff.) Okay.
Man: I’ll read it.
Poet: No, it’s okay.
I’ll read it.
It’s no big deal.
Man: Put on the wig.
Poet: (Puts it on.)
A woman is fleeter than a cow
Take me with you.
Hunk: Okay.
Poet: Okay? Like I can come.
Hunk: Uh huh.
Blonde: Fantastic.
But we need to bring some stuff.
Hunk: A man needs some matches and a sword
Blonde: Maybe you should bring a book
Hunk: A book
Blonde: Just something light:
A historical novel or a book of poetry
Hunk: Okay
Blonde: And maybe an extra blanket
Hunk: Okay
Blonde: The green one
I like the green one
because it’s big enough for both
of us but you can wash it easily
and it doesn’t show dirt
Hunk: Okay
Blonde: Our bills won’t get paid.
I’ll ask them to
take it
out automatically
Hunk: Good idea
Blonde: I’m not so sure I’m going to like
the cooking
Hunk: You won’t.
Blonde: I’ll pack something
I have an idea.
Hunk: What’s that
Blonde: I think I should write something:
a sidebar.
You know a different
position on war.
Oh you’ve seen this.
Men’s stuff often has like
a female academic
write some silly spin
to leech the horror
away
I wouldn’t do that
But I wouldn’t mind
writing the different
thing
next to the thing.
Blonde: I’m going to bring my computer.
Hunk: Mine’s lighter
Blonde: Okay let’s bring yours.
Do you still like this hat?
Hunk: Yeah, you look cute.
Poet: (Takes off wig.)
I don’t like this story.
(pause... To Man.)
Did you really import me?
Man: Sure, absolutely
We were
looking around
for a writer
and we saw that you had a lot
of energy
and anger.
Poet: But you knew my work.
Man: Nooo, but we liked the ÒWe, the poetsÓ piece a lot
Poet: You read ÒWe, the poetsÓ
How could that be possible
Nobody read ÒWe, the poetsÓ
How could—
Man: I did a search of the NY Times
It was already
fairly late in
Òthe situation.Ó
and their email files
were way
juicier than
the paper.
Poet: Wow, so you read me in their email.
Man: Yup.
Poet: You read her too?
Man: Who?
Poet: Judith Shulevitz.
(Cardboard cut-out of Judith Shulevitz comes down)
Man: I don’t read the Times.
Poet On November 24, 2002
back page of the book review section
Judith Shulevitz
wrote a column
called
ÒSing MuseÉor Maybe NotÓ
in which she took the brilliant position
that recordings of
poets are better than live
readings cause
you can just
turn them off.
Which was an important
point to make when we’re
going
to war—poets of course
should shut up.
Hey Judith!
I mean what about theater,
opera,
performance art, live
sports, sex, nature,
travel . . .
I mean why
direct
a 3000-word
tut-tut at a vital and ultimately populist art
form?
All: I mean
why direct
a 3000-word
tut-tut
tut-tut
tut-tut
Poet: It occurs to me
that Judith Shulevitz’s discomfort
at these Òspeech actsÓ
must have to do
with an unexamined
Man: inability to experience
another’s experience
of language without
a score-card
Poet: There is
so much out there
(Hops on a mound)
To hear any speech live
but particularly
rhythmic speech
is unstoppable
ALL: Judith people just like it
Man: So who is Judith?
Poet: Judith Shulevitz, a poetry cop
Man: Poetry had cops
Poet: Well, the White House did
All: Laura Bush
Poet: Well the congress did
All: Dick Armey
Poet: Well the Guggenheim did
All: Helen Vendler
Poet: And of course the New York Times. . .
They would like review any stupid bio of the
president that
hit the deck.
And they reviewed lots of British poets
’n dead poets
and poets like Richard Howard
ALL: Is Richard Howard dead?
Poet: Nobody knows.
ALL: Is Billy Collins dead?
Poet: Who could tell?
ALL: Is J.D. McClatchy dead?
Poet: Does it matter?
These guys were practically statues
on the outside of the post office
literary virtues
institutionalized
figurines
suburbanites
holding foxes
men of power
fun guys.
And in Judith Shulevitz
dead poetry
and dead men
found their champion
she likes Orwell
and Byron
they’re all fine
she just loves
the way you can turn dead poetry
off
click
and write about it
again and again
naturally
Judith prefers recorded poetry over live
Man: What’s live?
Poet: Well it’s like
the person stands in their body
breathing
their heart beating
(Thunderous sound of heart beating)
at a podium
ALL: That’s a latin word.
What does it mean, foot?
Poet: No it’s like a high table a poet stands at
and other people sit around
and listen
Man: And people like it?
Poet: They really do
They like to sit communally
And hear messages that
Aren’t tinkered
With by the government
Or intended to sell a product
gauged to spin
some denatured piece
of information that’s already
stripped of dangerous
and alarming content
Brine: That’s bad?
Poet: Well, sometimes people like
existing
without having to fill a need
plug a hole
Citizenship, Brine
the right to hear stuff
that maybe has small purposes
or mixed purposes
you don’t even know
what I’m talking about
do you?
Man: You could be totally hot.
you could be so hot
here in Constant
In Constant
people
love Joan of Arc
without having to burn
alive.
Sure you love
Her, Raphael,
but do you really
have to feel
what she felt?
She probably felt her skin peeling off
like a hot dog
You want to be standing
there in front of everyone
in your skeleton?
Poet: Ow! I would like to die collectively.
Man: Point is you don’t have
To ever burn alive
again
You can write Horns of Joy
You can be our poet laureate
You seemed pivotal to us.
you just seemed ripe.
And I believed I could save you.
Poet: Is that why you imported me?
Man: I thought I like that spunk
I like that heat.
But you were going to vanish
Poet: Just like the frog.
Brine: Just like Iceland
Just like the trees
Just like everything,
BLACKOUT
Scene 3
(Two night watchmen come center stage and wave lights around. We can’t see them. Just the lights. )
Watchman 1: (sings)
Whisky you’re my darling
You’re leading me astray
Over hills and mountains
Watchman 2: Joe is that you
Watchman 1: Sure is
Watchman 2: Nice night
Watchman 1: Pretty nice night
Watchman 2: How’s it going with you
ALL: Good.
ALL: How’s it going with you?
ALL: Pretty good.
Watchman 1: Hey!
ALL: Yeah?
Watchman 1: Turn your light on
ALL: Okay
(Spotlight on Raphael’s sprawled body downstage right.)
Watchman 1: Who’s that
or what’s that?
ALL: Har har
Watchman 1: Yeah what’s that
ALL: Bum
ALL: Yeah bum
ALL: Guess it’s a bum
ALL: Goodnight bum
ALL: See you Joe
ALL: HeyÉ!
ALL: Yeah?
ALL: Get ready for World War III!
ALL: Ready as I can.
ALL: OOOOOOOWWWWW!
(BLACKOUT)
Copyright © 2004 Eileen Myles